Do you like drink? Maybe you're drinking now? Maybe you're reading this lying on a piss-stained pub carpet? Do you only eat because it accompanies a good drink? Are you on the AA's most wanted list? If so The Little Book of Drinking is for you. It's a compemdimum-a compan-a condimen-a collection of two hundred of the best mouth-watering, vomit-inducing, eye-blistering gags ever written about drink, drinkers and drinking.